I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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