I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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