Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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