she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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