from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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