May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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