Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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