I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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