Duck Duck Cougar?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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