You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Houston, we have a blender
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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