Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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