Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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