and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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