I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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