Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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