I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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