Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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