i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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