Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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