Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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