...so i touched it.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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