ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
