discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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