That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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