There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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