babies were throwing up all over the place
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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