You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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