what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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