I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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