Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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