I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
