I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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