Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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