He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
