gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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