Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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