Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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