he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you would pick up someone in the library
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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