I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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