you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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