Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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