problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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