Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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