ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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