she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I am one with the molecules
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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