The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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