Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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