1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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