im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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