i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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