you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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