Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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