That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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