Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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